I’m told that Jose Canseco is one of those people that you must follow on Twitter simply for the sheer ignorance that he spews. If tonight was any indication of what he normally Tweets, those people are right.

Canseco has been lobbying for the recently vacated managerial job of the Miami Marlins, since Ozzie Guillen was relieved of his duties. The interesting thing about it all is that he seems serious.

And in case you weren’t aware, he feels he’s qualified to manage the Marlins because he grew up in Miami. And I’m still not sure what it means to “sympathesoze.”

What better way to sympathesoze with ozzies comments on cubans than to hire a real Cuban

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 24, 2012

I can make the marlins into a contender. #noplacelikehome

Jeffrey loria give me a call or my agent. Let’s talk

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 24, 2012

 

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 24, 2012

Miami marlins 2013 world series champions.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 24, 2012

I can manage the marlins clowns. I grew up in Miami.

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 24, 2012